A question so casually devastating it works on approximately four levels before you’ve finished reading it. As a pun it’s almost too easy — and then you look down and there are six Paleo-Indian projectile points rendered in careful illustrated detail, labeled with the kind of taxonomic specificity that separates the people who find arrowheads from the people who know what they found.
Dryly funny, quietly nerdy, and proudly old-school, it’s perfect for archaeology buffs, arrowhead collectors, and people who know that peak Americana existed about 13,000 years before branding was invented. Sharp humor. Sharper points.
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