Wear your own event horizon on your torso. A walking advertisement for the collapse of everything you once believed mattered—credit scores, the Dewey Decimal System, stopping at red lights. Someone can tell just by looking at you that you used to watch late-night astronomy shows on PBS and you chase meteor showers with an old Junior Scientist telescope. You don’t wear this shirt to make a statement. You wear it because you are close to figuring out the secrets of the universe.
Product features - 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton; lightweight 142 g/m² fabric - Side seams and shoulder tape for shape retention and stability - Ribbed knit crew collar with seam and tear-away label for comfort - DTF/DTG-printed crisp chest and sleeve graphics depending on fulfillment provider - REACH certified; ethically manufactured with Fair Labor Association and Platinum WRAP standards Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: medium heat - Do not dryclean
