Shopping Tote — Funk’s G Hybrid Corn Eco Hefty Handy Bag

Before the algorithm, before the focus group, before the brand guidelines — someone climbed a barn with a bucket of paint and made something that lasted sixty years on the side of a building in a field. Funk's G Hybrid Corn. It fed the midwest. It painted the landscape. It is still out there on fading barns if you know which roads to take and how to look. This bag knows which roads.
The person who takes this bag along on the errands probably has a Hank Williams record they didn't grow up with but plays like they did.

You stop for grain elevators on road trips.

You can recognize wild asparagus growing in the roadside ditches and you know exactly how many hours or days it has been since that skunk was hit, though you might not always see it.

You found this bag and felt something syou didn't entirely have words for and pressed buy before the words arrived.

A tote bag is the camel of ideas.

It kneels stately and patiently beside civilization’s campfire,

waiting for somebody to load it with contraband truths.

A tote bag has never started a war,

but it has smuggled countless revolutions into libraries, classrooms, coffee shops, and city buses.

It is the unofficial pack mule of curiosity and convenience.

Product features

- 100% certified organic cotton twill (8 oz/yd²) for durable, structured carry
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 and GOTS/OCS certified — produced without harmful chemicals
- Double-sided print for visibility and consistent design from both sides
- One-size roomy dimensions (16″ × 14½″ × 5″) with a 30 lb (13.6 kg) weight limit
- PETA-Approved Vegan and sourced responsibly (blank sourced from India)

Care instructions
- Remove all items from the bag before cleaning. Suggested to pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean the bag with terry washcloth or a soft bristle brush. Let the bag air dry.