{"product_id":"whats-your-point-handy-dandy-bag-double-sided-tote","title":"Totally Whats Your Point Handy Dandy Bag | Double-sided Tote","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis tote cooks with something ancient.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese aren't decorations — these are \u003cem\u003etechnologies\u003c\/em\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach one of these points represents a entire philosophy of how to meet the world at its edge. Somebody sat down, probably near a fire, probably somewhere that is now a parking lot, and figured out the precise geometry of survival.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd then they did it differently in the next valley, and the next generation refined it, and ten thousand years later you're carrying it on a bag and someone at the farmer's market is going to ask you about it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDryly funny, quietly nerdy, and proudly old-school, it’s perfect for archaeology buffs, arrowhead collectors, and people who know that peak Americana existed about 13,000 years before branding was invented. Sharp humor. Sharper points.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 16.5pt; font-family: Roboto,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eA banned book is a book that accidentally wandered into a power structure and stepped on its tail.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong id=\"docs-internal-guid-a829df21-7fff-f7cf-e09d-2c4abc780135\" style=\"font-weight: normal;\"\u003e \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 16.5pt; font-family: Roboto,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eCensorship’s greatest flaw is that it forgets how attractive forbidden fruit becomes when somebody hangs a warning sign around its neck.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"font-weight: normal;\"\u003e \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 16.5pt; font-family: Roboto,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eBan a book and you don’t bury it. You season it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 16.5pt; font-family: Roboto,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eYou marinate it in human appetite.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 16.5pt; font-family: Roboto,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eYou turn literature into moonshine.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"font-weight: normal;\"\u003e \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 16.5pt; font-family: Roboto,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eA tote bag is the camel of ideas.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 16.5pt; font-family: Roboto,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eIt kneels stately and patiently beside civilization’s campfire,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 16.5pt; font-family: Roboto,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003ewaiting for somebody to load it with contraband truths.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"font-weight: normal;\"\u003e \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 16.5pt; font-family: Roboto,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eA tote bag has never started a war,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 16.5pt; font-family: Roboto,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003ebut it has smuggled countless revolutions into libraries, classrooms, coffee shops, and city buses.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 16.5pt; font-family: Roboto,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eIt is the unofficial pack mule of curiosity and convenience.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProduct features - 100% natural 6 oz cotton canvas for durability - Double-sided, vibrant full-color print - Generous one-size dimensions: 15\" x 16\" (38.1 x 40.6 cm) - Comfortable self-fabric handles for easy carrying - Bright, long-lasting inks using modern printing techniques Care instructions - Machine wash separately: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle - Tumble dry: low heat - Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"15\" x 16\" \/ Natural","offer_id":45049622429811,"sku":"21538841455803068497","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0707\/4519\/4611\/files\/3416444777089094953_2048.jpg?v=1780567329","url":"https:\/\/www.roadtripregalia.com\/products\/whats-your-point-handy-dandy-bag-double-sided-tote","provider":"Roadtrip Regalia","version":"1.0","type":"link"}