{"product_id":"read-banned-books-emerald-coast-florida-tote-bag-double-sided","title":"Read Banned Books Emerald Coast Florida Tote Bag | Double-Sided","description":"\u003cp data-pm-slice=\"1 1 []\"\u003eThe irony is that, if you've ever been to the Emerald Coast, the only redeeming quality is the beach. Once youre back on the sidewalk and people are flicking cigrette butts out of windows or walking in the scalding street while barefoot, you realize why your hotel room at the HoJo was so friggin' cheap.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe banned books, the beach that briefly convinces you paradise is real, and then the Redneck Riviera Floribama reality of the strip mall sprawling behind you turns you around and snaps you back to bar food, wasted jaywalking and believing that ever since you found out how long the sea turtles have been coming here, you're allowed to puke in a public trashcan because you're already a better person for coming here.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThats it, that's the whole poem.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 16.5pt; font-family: Roboto,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eA banned book is a book that accidentally wandered into a power structure and stepped on its tail.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong id=\"docs-internal-guid-608b5647-7fff-3ed9-bcd2-fff56d96efdb\" style=\"font-weight: normal;\"\u003e \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 16.5pt; font-family: Roboto,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eCensorship’s greatest flaw is that it forgets how attractive forbidden fruit becomes when somebody hangs a warning sign around its neck.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"font-weight: normal;\"\u003e \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 16.5pt; font-family: Roboto,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eBan a book and you don’t bury it. You season it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 16.5pt; font-family: Roboto,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eYou marinate it in human appetite.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 16.5pt; font-family: Roboto,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eYou turn literature into moonshine.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"font-weight: normal;\"\u003e \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 16.5pt; font-family: Roboto,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eA tote bag is the camel of ideas.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 16.5pt; font-family: Roboto,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eIt kneels stately and patiently beside civilization’s campfire,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 16.5pt; font-family: Roboto,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003ewaiting for somebody to load it with contraband truths.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"font-weight: normal;\"\u003e \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 16.5pt; font-family: Roboto,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eA tote bag has never started a war,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 16.5pt; font-family: Roboto,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003ebut it has smuggled countless revolutions into libraries, classrooms, coffee shops, and city buses.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 16.5pt; font-family: Roboto,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eIt is the unofficial pack mule of curiosity and convenience.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProduct features - 100% natural 6 oz cotton canvas for durability - Vibrant, crisp double-sided print that holds color - Generous 15\" x 16\" one-size capacity - Comfortable self-fabric handles for easy carrying - Lightweight yet sturdy for books, groceries, or beach gear Care instructions - Machine wash separately: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle - Tumble dry: low heat - Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"15\" x 16\" \/ Natural","offer_id":45049385418867,"sku":"30172525553939711312","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0707\/4519\/4611\/files\/20260601070013-1f15d878-950d-6316-8dad-dece64d98939.png?v=1780423609","url":"https:\/\/www.roadtripregalia.com\/products\/read-banned-books-emerald-coast-florida-tote-bag-double-sided","provider":"Roadtrip Regalia","version":"1.0","type":"link"}