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font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; min-height: 27px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-width: normal; font-size: 21.3px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\" style=\"font-family: UICTFontTextStyleBody; font-size: 21.34px;\"\u003eThis rainbow has been through weather. 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